|
|
 Busy...
Busy... Busy...
WOW! The Past two months have been incredibly busy around our house!
I'm sure most of you can agree. With a 14 year old, an 8 year old,
and a 3 year old, our time is spread pretty thin at the end of each
school year. Track meets, class trips, talent shows, graduation preparation,
Easter, a First Communion and all the routine things like; work, housework
and yardwork... time has FLOWN by.
That's why this month's e-zine is a double issue. April passed right
by and I had to combine the issue with May. I've got plenty to share
in this edition ... the roosters are finally ready for release! I
hope you enjoy this new collection as much as I enjoy creating them.
|
The
Banty Brigade
The line
up is finally here! You have been introduced to "Otto"
in the past. I promised more in the crew and they are here!
I would like to introduce you to
"The Banty Brigade!"
Each one of these characters has a personality all his own.
They are a rough group full of attitude and egos. Click on each
of the above images to meet each member.
There will be more feathered fowl joining this gang so start
your collection now. If you are not a rooster
lover, chances are you know someone who is. Prints are just
$30 and Note Cards are $10 for a package of five
(one of each design) or $18 for a package of 10 (2 of
each design). Click
here to order! |
|
|
|
Never
Send a Man to do a Woman's Job
Ladies, we've all had the experience of sending a man to the grocery
store to pick up a few items. It all starts innocently enough…
The first time you attempt this feat, you simply send him with a
list and express your gratitude for taking on the errand.
The next time, you've learned. You give him the list, with aisle
numbers, shelf locations, price and brand names written next to
every item. You forego the “gratitude”, wish him luck
and say a quick prayer for the impossible. Inevitably, you get the
cell phone call from aisle three, “Honey, they do not have
pickeled okra… and I can't find any Rye bread in the entire
store.”
What is so difficult about taking a grocery list to a store, placing
the listed items in the cart, paying and bringing the items home?
For some reason, for the male genetic structure, it is very difficult.
Recently, I had a lapse of sanity and actually sent my husband to
the store for panty hose. Surprised that he even accepted the challenge,
I instantly rattled off a list of all components necessary to make
the purchase. I'll admit, panty hose purchasing is a jigsaw challenge
of insurmountable proportions. What was I thinking sending a man
to do this job? Obviously I had experienced some sort of a stroke.
The phone rings. “OK, I'm at the wall of panty hose and I am
not seeing anything marked 'toeless'.”
To which I reply, “You do realize there are two aisles of panty
hose selections and you may need to request a ladder from the nearest
assistant.”
“Yes, I have scoured both aisles and the nearest thing I can
find to beige, toeless, lowrise, in a size B… is black, control
top, sandal foot in Queen.”
This was obviously not going to happen. After pleading with him
to seek assistance and losing the battle, I elected to go hoseless
to the banquet and made a mental note to NEVER send a man to do
a woman's job again. Until my next lapse of sanity…
|
|
 |
| Golfers
Prints & Note Cards |
Pkg.
of 5 Note Cards
with Envelopes - $10
|
12 x
18 signed prints
$30 |
| Prints,
Note Cards and Giclees |
| Shop
Online |
| or Contact
Us |
|
|
Don't
Forget to Subscribe!
If you were forwarded this e-zine by
a friend, and don't want to miss future issues, Subscribe Here
| Join
Sarah's Mailing List |
|
|
Submit a Quote...
Many of my paintings include humorous quotes. If you have a quote
you would like to submit send it to quotes@sarahminor.com.
If I create
a painting using a quote you submitted, I'll send you a signed lithograph
when the painting is complete.
Submit
Quote
|
|
|
